Tofu the Vegan Zombie is the un-dead embodiment of that classic zombie joke:

Q: What does a vegetarian zombie moan?

A: “Graaaiinns!”

Although some people are trying to spice it up with their own interpretations, it still stands the test of time as a truly awful joke.

Tofu, however, is a vegan zombie. One with his own toy range, animated videos (Quicktime Required), fan art and backstory.

This means that he exists more than I do, currently.

“Tofu” is a friendly zombie, created from a botched experiment in Professor Vost’s laboratory. Monkey # 5, one of Vost’s lab animals, stuffed a block of tofu into the zombie boy’s open skull after accidentally losing the brain. As a result, “Tofu” eats only vegetables and grains and has no taste for human meat. However, if “Tofu” ever loses his “tofu-brain”, he turns into a dangerous zombie creature, craving human flesh.”

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