Valentines day has come and gone, and even though the walking legions of the undead are not necessarily associated with this day - its our belief that zombies need love too, and we are prepared to help.

The first thing you need is a pickup line. Pick up line #23 (illustrated above) “I love you for your mind” will send your chosen partner swooning with your obvious grace and style, if you don’t let them see the burning hunger in your eyes. (or eye, or sockets)

If the ravages of time have left you minus vocal cords, or a jaw, this handy message is also available on a shirt and on a sented candle. Convenient yes?

I would like very much to attribute the above picture and or the pickup line to someone, but unfortunately i have been unable to find a source. If you know or are the source of this picture, please send us an email.

Good Luck! (use deodorant)